Is he gay or european lyrics

It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or European?

gay or european origin

[WARNER] Well, hey, don't look at me! [VIVIENNE] You see they bring their boys up different In those charming foreign ports They play peculiar. Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code [Brooke:] Yeah, his accent is hypnotic But his shoes are pointy toed [Callahan, Elle, Warner, Vivienne, Brooke & Enid:] Huh Gay or European? So many shades of gray [Judge:] But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday [Callahan, Elle, Warner, Vivienne, Brooke & Enid:] Is he gay or.

Legally Blonde (Musical) Gay or European lyrics: There! Right there! / Look at that tan, well-tended skin / Look at the k. This man is gay and European Whoa, and neither is his place You've got to stop your being a completely closet case It's me, not her he's seein' No matter what he say I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way You are so gay, you big parfait You flaming boy in cabaret I'm straight You were not yesterday So if I may, I'm proud to say He's.

[All] If he wears a kilt or bears a purse Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code [Brooke] Yet his accent is hypnotic But his shoes are pointy-toed [All] Huh Gay or European? So many shades of gray [Judge] But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday [All] Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro- [Emmett] Wait. Right There! Every eight bars feels like a tennis match: gay? The dramatic engine is suspicion.

The ensemble, terrified of mis-diagnosing sexuality in open court, spirals into comedic over-analysis. At the bridge Emmett flips the script, grilling Nikos in clipped courtroom patter. The musical texture thins to underscore harmony, then explodes when Carlos bursts in with a Latin-telenovela confession. Grooming becomes Exhibit A. The lyric lampoons how quickly society conflates personal style with orientation, all while the orchestra sneaks in a sly rim-shot.

The number briefly swerves toward gender-studies snark. All Musicals. Lyrics - Legally Blonde. Elle: There! Look at that tan, well tinted skin. Look at the killer shape he's in.

Look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh Please he's gay, totally gay. Callahan: I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate. This guy's not gay, I say not gay. All: That is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fey?

Emmett: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks. Elle: Look at his silk translucent socks. Callahan: There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seeing. Elle: What are we seeing? Callahan: Is he gay? Elle: Of course he's gay. Calahan: Or European? All: ohhhhhh. Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee Is he gay or European?